Kids Say Such Funny Things

“Mom, you came over with the Pilgrims, right?” 
No! I’m not that old!
“Are you sure? I thought I saw your picture in the chapter about pilgrims.”
Do you know how long the rest of your life is? Add it up, math genius, because that’s how long you’re grounded.

If you were a milkshake, what flavour would you be?
“Olive Oil, so you wouldn’t drink me.”
Ooh. Clever.

“Okay, I got the gnome out of the grave so now I’m sane again!”
‘Just watch out for the four-legged eyeball!’
Uh.. No. I’m not even going to ask.

“Nana said you should let me watch The Hunger Games.”
No way. That movie is about kids killing kids.
“She said you watched scary stuff when you were a kid.”
Yeah, look how I turned out.
“Good point!”

(After listening to the kids talk about the “old days”, before mom and dad had “cool stuff”)
You know what would be funny?
Hubby: “You’re not unscrewing the backs of their chairs so that they fall when they sit down.”
You never let me have any fun!

“Mom! He’s looking at my monitor!”
‘Mom, she’s watching something she shouldn’t.’
“No I’m not! Mom! He’s breathing my air!”
“Mom, she’s on my planet.”
(To hubby) This is why some species eat their young.
Hubby: “Use salt and pepper, Robert Irvine says it adds flavour.”

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Aside

Sooo…

It’s been a while. Ahem. Told you I was horrid at keeping up with these things!

Started a new job two months ago, I’ve been busy with all that.
The kids keep on growing, busy with that, too!
Every time I think I want to write, something sidetracks me or I’m too tired & I’m all “meh”. I’ll try to do better from here on out!

That’s if my kids don’t drive me into hibernation with their fighting first. Rawr.
Today my daughter shouted that she was going to go out her bedroom window and run away. (This was after I told her no, she couldn’t go outside in the rain). So being the jerk I can be, I went out on the front porch (her window exits onto the porch) & waited. A minute later she pulls up the shade and.. I jumped out at the window and yelled “RAWWWWRRR!” She screamed and dropped the shade.

haha yes. I’m a jerk. But hey, she’ll think twice before threatening to go out the window now!
(& yes, maybe a little payback for the attitude she’s been giving me all day. ahem. ahh, tweens. *headdesk*)

I love my kids, more than everything. Doesn’t mean I don’t have those ‘I’m hiding in my room and never coming out!’ moments myself. :-p

Now I’m off to do laundry, as I’m back to work tomorrow. We were closed today for the holiday.
I’ll try to keep up with this thing better!

xo.

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